Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
