Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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