I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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