oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Small penises have feelings too.
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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