it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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