Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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