Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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