Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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