Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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