You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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