problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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