Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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