I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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