she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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