I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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