I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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