giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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