He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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