hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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