maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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