I seem to have left my pride at pride
only if we run a train.
done.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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