I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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