Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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