am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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