You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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