Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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