but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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