And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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