when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.