Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I will pee on everything he values.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.