i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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