ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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