i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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