i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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