I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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