i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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