So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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