I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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