Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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