They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just forgot I was standing up.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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