Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I can feel your judgement through the phone
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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