I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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