omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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