dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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