I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
no, he came in my armpit
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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