A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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