3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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