She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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