i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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