Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
At least life still wants to fuck me.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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