Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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