I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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