he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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