Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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