Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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