he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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