This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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