Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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