If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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