I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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